I don’t advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.
I am behind in all of my classes but I can’t help it. Reading Fantasy Novels and books about Judaism is such much more fulfilling and fun.

I know I’m to blame for this, but the Wizard in the DnD game I run now has an AC of 18, and he’s tied for second lowest in the entire party…
I can’t help it. Giving out Magic Items that make the players eyes go big with wonder is my favorite drug as a DM.
it’s criminal that the original post didn’t link to the full version:
I’ve been loving jimlapbap’s arrangements for years, but most of his videos get less than 300 views on youtube, which is tragic because they’re works of art!
some of my favorites:
Star Trek TOS theme in the style of The Office
“Montero (Call Me By Your Name)” sea shanty
“Teenagers” by MCR, ragtime piano cover
and of course, the Sail shanty above, which I ended up buying as an mp3 because I adore it
basically, this dude deserves way more love, and I’m so glad that he’s finding an audience on tiktok!
This one’s only got 100 views and I’m *obsessed*
My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail
But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush
So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.
We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked
I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that
To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again
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You just don’t get content like this anywhere else
ngl deep respect to this person for hauling ass and getting shit done for their friend like laugh all you want but this person was RIDE OR DIE
does anybody have that “take that ghost shit to arby’s” post
i have to do everything around here myself
Take That Ghost Shit To Arby’s
This is the first time I’ve logged into this account in… what, 4 or 5 years?
Thanks, Elon
Or “When a Cainite still on Humanity attends a Cathari get together, and then realizes the mistake they’ve made.”
Republicans in Congress fear Donald Trump’s Breitbart-fueled internet mob
- Trump and his top aides have a plan to keep Republicans in Congress in line: A band of conservative internet trolls stoked by Breitbart News.
- In the 2016 election, Breitbart’s ability to stoke the far right and morph it into a vulgar, hate-spewing internet mob in order to browbeat Republicans into supporting Trump became a powerful political weapon.
- And that’s poised to continue with Bannon by Trump’s side in the White House.
- “We met with probably, on the low boundary, 30 members of Congress,” Rick Wilson, an anti-Trump Republican consultant, told Mic in an interview.
- “And over and over and over again they said things like, ‘Well, I hate Trump, he’s an asshole, he’s a dang liberal, but if I say anything, Breitbart’s going to send his people after me and they’re going to threaten my staff and threaten me and I’ll have nothing but Sean Hannity kicking the shit out of me.’” Read more
If these Republicans in Congress can’t stand up to Trump, if they can’t handle a bunch of shitty Internet trolls, then they aren’t worthy of their office.
They took an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Their oath of office doesn’t include a clause that says, “unless a bunch of deplorables yell at you on the Internet.”
Respect your fucking office and your goddamn responsibility to the country, you fucking cowards.



