!AVAST!

nolanthebiggestnerd:

gameraboy:

The very first Peanuts strip, October 2, 1950

history

I’ve always had a soft spot for Peanuts.  

a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy

outofcontextdnd:

Fighter: I think there’s one of them snake people in there.

Wizard: You mean a naga?

Fighter: … Dude, I don’t think it’s okay for you to use that word.

mursejesse:

jandanadur:

tamorapierce:

humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

Vaccinate your kids.  Don’t put other kids at risk.

Any anti-vaxxers out there? I’d just like to invite you to unfollow me now, because I have no time for people who kill children with their ignorance.

To say nothing of parents whose children kill organ transplant recipients by coughing on them.

I doubt I have any anti-vaxxer follwers.  But if I do, don’t follow me at all.  I only want to associate with people who like science, thank you very much.  

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

gayeskimos:

notgoingtosaygoodbye:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

oh my god

I’ve told this pun to my friends, which has resulted in a few death stares.  

alyosha-karamazov:

Every Russian Novel Ever

1. A Philosophical Murder

2. A Washerwoman Is Insulted

3. The Student’s Emotional Isolation Is Complete

4. The Estate Is Sold Off

5. Uuuuuughhhh

6. An Argument That Is Mostly In French

7. It’s Very Cold Out And Love Does Not Exist Also

8. The Nihilist Buffs His Fingernails While Society Crumbles

9. There Is No God

10. 400 Pages Of A Single Aristocratic Family’s Slow, Alcoholic Decline

11. Is This A Dinner Party Or Is This Hell?

12. The Wedding Is Interrupted

13. Friendship Among The Political Prisoners

14. A Lackluster Duel

15. The Countess Attempts Suicide

16. Back From Siberia, Unexpectedly

17. A Fit of Impetuousness

18. Someone Middle-Class Does Something Awful

19. A Prostitute Listens To A Ninety-Page Philosophical Manifesto

20. I Advise You To Display More Emotional Control In The Future

21. The Manservant Dies Alone

22. Is This A Murder Mystery Or An Exploration Of The Nature Of Religious Faith? Turns Out, A Little Bit Of Both

23. The Mayor Tells A Self-Serving Lie

24. The Countess Finds Religion

25. New Political Waves of Liberalism, Radicalism, and Nihilism Wash Over Russia

26. The Time When We Might Have Found Happiness Together Has Passed

kiasyd:

Better pictures of the lil scootersnoot

Ball pythons are the best.  

Accidentally stumbling into Mage plot
thevisualindividual:

iamease:

Highly detailed Earth illuminated by moonlight over Saudi Arabia. 

Wow

thevisualindividual:

iamease:

Highly detailed Earth illuminated by moonlight over Saudi Arabia. 

Wow